Friday, July 30, 2010

From Mofo News "City of Bell has Job Opening"

From Mofo News Jobs Classified section-


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Date July 30, 2010

"GREAT OPPORTUNITY WITH THE CITY OF BELL, CA"

Job title - Forklift Driver

Requirements:
* No experience as a forklift operator required.
* Must be over 18 yrs of age.
* Must speak SPANISH or CHINESE, english not necessary.
* Must have documentation to work in the USA (fake or real accepted)

Drug testing at interview (you can bring family/friend to take test for you)

This is a part-time position.
Hours are Monday & Wednesday from 9am - 11am with lunch from 9:30 - 10:30
(A daily lunch allowance of $150.00 will be provided by City of Bell)

Starting Salary is $325,000.00 annually with 3 months vacation & 60 sick days.

To apply for this position please send resumes in Spanish to -
City of Bell
Human Resources Dept.
Attention: Millionaire Asshole Politicians

* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* No Phone calls.
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.


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