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Special Bulletin•Special Bulletin•Special Bulletin•Special Bulletin•Special Bulletin•
From the desk of Mofo News, this just in -
Mofo, a perverted, stoned, chicano clothing designer and Porno Director from California has been competing in the sport of Curling in the 2010 Vancouver Olympics.
And he is representing the tiny Country of Liechtenstein (It's 62 square miles with a small population of only 34,000 people and they are all white. It's located on the Rhine River between Switzerland and Austria in the Alps.)
We asked Mofo "why represent Liechtenstein and not the USA"?
Mofo said, "Liechtenstein doesn't test for Marijuana and they have alot
of white girls with thick asses that love brown dick"!.
Mofo competing in the sport of Curling in the 2010 Vancouver Olympics.
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• What is Curling - "Curling is a team Olympic sport in which stones are slid across a sheet of carefully prepared ice towards a target area. It is related to lawn bowling, boule and shuffleboard.
Two teams of four players take turns to slide heavy, polished granite stones across the ice towards the house (a circular target marked on the ice). The purpose is to complete each end (delivery of eight stones for each team) with the team's stones closer to the centre of the house than the other team's stones. Two sweepers with brooms or brushes accompany each stone and use stopwatches and their best judgment, along with direction from their teammates, to help direct the stones to their resting place, but without touching the stones."
The entire staff here at Mofo News would like to congragulate Mofo
and wish him good luck.
Mofo is also the Founder & Editor in Chief of Mofo News.
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"She calls me Big Papa Sin and I fuken love it"Mofo
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