Wednesday, April 28, 2010 at 6:30pm pacific time
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From the desk of Mofo News, this just in -
LATINOS ARE FUCKED!
Especially Latinos that look like this -
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WHAT? You think cool tattoos are gonna save you? -
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Sorry GUIDOS!
Snooki's got more Latina in her than she does Italian! -
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On April 23, 2010 Arizona passed new law called SB-1070.
What is SB-1070?
"Arizona Senate Bill 1070 is legislation passed into law in the U.S. state of Arizona and signed by Governor Jan Brewer on April 23, 2010"
"The law makes it a state misdemeanor crime for anyone to be unable to prove lawful residence in the United States upon being asked to provide such proof pursuant to § 1373(c) of Title 8 of the United States Code,[8] and requires police to make a reasonable attempt, when practical, to determine immigration status if there is cause to suspect they are illegal immigrants.[9] Only when making lawful contact, anyone who appears to be an illegal alien upon reasonable suspicion and fails to produce such proof is subject to arrest without warrant,[8] and, upon confirmation of the individual's illegal status by the federal government, a fine of at least $500, and up to six months in jail. And SB1070 also prohibits state, county, or local officials from limiting or restricting "the enforcement of federal immigration laws to less than the full extent permitted by federal law" and provides that Arizona citizens can sue such agencies or officials to compel such full enforcement"
In other words, if you look like George Lopez or Jennifer Lopez,
Cops can fuck with you all they want, no matter where your at or what your doing!
And that assholes can call the Cops on anyone and say "Hey there are some fuckers
here at Starbucks that look illegal and then when Cops show up they can Sue
the Cops if they don't think they fucked with you enough!
Now this Law just passed a few days ago, but look what Mofo News has discovered
in Arizona already.
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Warning, the following images are very disturbing and should not be viewed
on an empty stomach or under the influence of Tequila or Cocaine.
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• At a visitors information booth at the Arizona State Border, Mofo News saw this
New 2010 Visitors Guide -
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• Now this was quite disturbing to the Mofo News staff. We found these maps
at a local gas station. The map shows these brown squares labeled "Bean Barns".
One of the local latinos, who did not want to be pictured or identified,
told us "the word on the street is that these Bean Barns are a code word for
maximum security camps that will hold illegals until they are deported". I hope
he is wrong.
Here is the map we found at the gas station (notice the Bean Barns) -
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• This IS going to piss off alot of people & latino Arizona Cardinal fans!
This is the New & Revised Arizona Cardinals 2010 seating chart.
It shows 4 small, designated sections where suspected illegal immigrants will be
detained, interrogated & cavity searched. (notice that these sections are brown).
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• And this is what all of us at Mofo News were afraid of. Acts of Violence against
innocent latinos because of this SB-1070 law.
This picture was given to Mofo News from a worker at the 'Skywalk Grand Canyon.
It shows evidence of a latino man who was thrown to his death from the Skywalk.
Many witnesses say "he was thrown off the Skywalk because he was latino and didn't speak english".
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PLEASE READ THIS. IT WILL SHOCK YOU.
• A few weeks ago a Rasmussen Reports poll indicated that 70 percent of likely
voters in Arizona support this new law.
Mofo News interviewed 20 of these voters that supported the SB-1070 law and 17 of them said this -
"I thought SB-1070 was a sun tanning lotion. I don't want mexicans to go away".
Here is a picture of another Arizonian who also said He was in favor of SB-1070
and thought it was a sun tanning lotion -
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EDITOR'S NOTE -
This story has shaken & angered many of us here at Mofo News, especially me.
I hope that the Supreme Court will find this SB-1070 law un-constitutional and
that Arizona will find a more civil and humane way to deal with their immigration
problems.
And I would like to end this Special Report on a positive note.
I love Rrizona,
I lived in Phoenix, Arizona when I was a kid!
And any State that has beautiful, hot white girls like Megan McCain,
deserves a second chance to DO the right thing!
Megan McCain is thee daughter of Arizona Senator John McCain.
Unfortunately John McCain supports SB-1070,
But I Bet you his daughter don't support it!
I heard she's Down for Brown! Orale!
This is Megan McCain -
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Thank you, Mofo
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Mofo is the Founder & Editor in Chief of Mofo News.
THIS HAS BEEN FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!
PURE LIES FROM DA SIN SIDE!
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Mofo News "If u believe it, u probably believe that Crystal Meth is good for you"
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This has been a Blog of Political/Social Satire, in other words, it's all bull-shit.
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"Ain't No Law in Arizona gonna stop me from lovin white girls" Mofo
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