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From the desk of Mofo News, this just in -
If you thought President Obama being awarded the prestigious Nobel Peace Prize
was a shocker!
On monday, October 12th, Mofo, a chicano clothing designer and pornographer from California was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
Mofo, a self-proclaimed drug user and pervert and a man who describes himself as a "Sinner for Life", seems to be the opposite of everything the Nobel Peace Prize
is suppose to represent.
• What is the Nobel Peace Prize?
According to en.wikipedia.org -
"Is an award created by Swedish industrialist and inventor Alfred Nobel in 1895.
Alfred Nobel said the Peace Prize should be awarded to the person who:
“ during the preceding year have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses".
What the Fuck!
• What does Mofo have to do with promoting peace world-wide?
According to the committee of the Nobel Peace Prize,
"Mofo's invention of "MENUDICK" has made millions of men so happy
with their New Thick Dicks, that violence through-out the world
has decreased by an un-believable 45 percent!
According to Police in Asia, Latin-America, the Middle-East & the USA,
"We have seen the most violent & angry men turn into gentle & caring citizens
because of eating "MENUDICK" and growing huge penises".
Here is an advertisement for Mofo's "MENUDICK" -
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• How does "MENUDICK" work?
Scientist Valerie Panocha from The Chorizo Laboratory in Phoenix, Arizona says,
"Somehow Mofo created and added secret ingredients to a soup known as Menudo,
that enlarges the penis, mainly in thickness to match exactly the dimensions
of the "MENUDICK" can, we don't know how, but Mofo did it".
Scientist Valerie Panocha provided Mofo News with these graphics -
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• Mofo News interviewed Mofo and asked why make the dick the size of a Menudo can?
"I knew a long time ago that women love thick, fat dicks. And I just got tired of fisting
girls pussies because my dick wasn't thick enough. So I knew I had to create something that would make men proud and please women all over the world.
So my goal was to create the greatest Penis Enlarger of all time and also represent
my Chicano roots. That's why I chose the Menudo can as the model for my
Penis Enlarger. Millions of Chicanos eat Menudo and the cans of Menudo are thick
as fuck".
And Mofo is right about women preferring girth over length.
According to netdoctor.co.uk -
"Some women are much more impressed by the thickness of a penis, rather than its length. This is because some females like the sense of feeling stretched round the entrance to the vagina – so if a guy is quite broad at the base of his penis, this can feel very exciting and satisfying to such women".
• Here is Mofo at The Nobel Peace Prize Ceremony held at the Oslo City Hall in Norway -
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The entire staff here at Mofo News would like to congragulate Mofo
our Founder & Editor in Chief of Mofo News.
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