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From the desk of Mofo News, this just in -
• The Gaping Anal Institute in New York, NY has just published a study that says,
"Anal Sex, specifically a Penis in a womens anus reduces the rate of all Cancers
in men & women 18-55 yrs old".
And here is some exciting news for Chicano men & women of all races -
• The Chorizo Laboratory in Phoenix, Arizona held a press conference and proudly
announced "that Giving head and swallowing the sperm of Chicano men reduces stress and lowers cholesterol levels in all females regardless of their age, race or life-style.
WTF! Beer and Marijuana can cure the common cold for couples?
• The highly respected Stoners for Life Research Group just released a 4 year study
that says this, "when any couple has the symptons of the common cold,
you should drink at least 64 ounces of beer and smoke half a gram of THC
and then go Down on each-other, like the 69 position
and swallow each-others love juice and your nose and your lungs
will instantly clear up and your headache will disappear'.
Smoke and your Cold will go away? Fuck it, I'll try it!
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And we end this Mofo News with some Sex Tips from Mofo -
• What's up fuckers?
I know we all want to make our dicks look like SUper Cocks to the ladies.
So here's a quick and easy tip to make your dick look 2-3 inches bigger in 2 minutes.
Get some good, sharp scissors like the ones pictured here -
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And then trim down all the hair on your balls
and around your penis to about 1/2 inch long.
Remember, for health reasons you do need some hair down there,
unless you want to look like your 3 fucken years old or a male porn star.
NOW, look at this!
See how the same size dick on the right looks 2-3 inches bigger?
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There you go, homies!
Who loves you?
Trim that hair and show the ladies what you got!
• There is nothing worse to a woman,
than when you try to fuck her and her ass is too BIG for your dick to hit that Pussy!
If her ASS is as big as the ASS in these pics,
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If her ASS is as big as the ASS in the above pics,
Don't even try the positions you see below in this chart!
Because I'm telling you she won't feel your dick unless its 10 inches!
I crossed out the positions you should NOT do.
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SO basically, don't try any positions from the back!
And Yes, the 69 is my favorite and it happens to be my sign Scorpio.
That's it Sick Girls and Sick Boys, there are your Sex Tips from Mofo!
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